Today’s Noise – Tiger Global Rebrands to House Cat – Ark relocates to Mount Ararat
Tiger Global hit by $17bn losses in tech rout – going to have to change their name to House Cat pretty soon, jk they’re good people and I hope they turn it around soon https://www.ft.com/content/caa49a44-18a3-4e51-9dfb-aad61767fe25
Steve Cohen’s Secret Weapon for the Mets: His Hedge Fund – got to love it. Brain over budget. They’re still the Mets though. Luv ya Cathleen Rittereiser https://www.wsj.com/articles/steve-cohen-mets-hedge-fund-point72-11652056025
Nous Launches World’s 1st Decentralised Hedge Fund – ‘WE’ think this is awesome and yet foresee lots of future lawsuits and frauds
https://blockchain.news/news/nous-launches-worlds-1st-decentralised-hedge-fund
Billionaire Books Seat On Space Flight For ₹60 Crore, Will Donate To A Teacher – billionaires better watch or the masses will soon have their cake and put you all on the next flight and seize your assets
https://www.livemint.com/news/world/billionaire-books-seat-on-space-flight-for-rs-60-crore-will-donate-to-a-teacher-11652154628439.html
We are On the Brink of a Global Downturn – from my perspective this doesn’t take a crystal ball – this is going to be a heck of a hangover from drinking all that 0%
https://www.advisorperspectives.com/podcasts/2022/05/10/we-are-on-the-brink-of-a-global-downturn?topic=insurance-annuities
Bitcoin tumbles more than 50% below its all-time high as crypto plunges again – not a disciple but go long BTC and buy some QQQ puts
https://buffalonews.com/entertainment/bitcoin-tumbles-more-than-50-below-its-all-time-high-as-crypto-plunges-again/article_cbf7b45f-fa43-5f82-b123-bb23e2231465.html
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose for Global Elites – funny droughts are revealing the buried bodies and the bubble pop is revealing the Beta Bodies
https://prospect.org/power/heads-i-win-tails-you-lose-for-global-elites-milken-conference/
Dollar Strength Bucks Inflation Woes – had to include this because they quoted one of the best vol traders ever – Keith D. – btw -of course USD strong Fed Funds up 1000% annualized
https://www.wsj.com/articles/dollar-strength-bucks-inflation-woes-11651878863
Today’s Noise – Tiger Global Rebrands to House Cat – Ark relocates to Mount Ararat
Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER
Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC. In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. An investment bank boutique specializing in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.
Lastly, Kevin graduated from Fairfield University with a B.S. in Biological Sciences. And from Thunderbird School of Global Management with a Masters in International Management.
