Today’s Noise – Life is long, if you know how to use it.

Today’s Noise – Life is long, if you know how to use it.

Detail of Father Time in the Rotunda Clock (1896)

L&G, Abrdn reassure over property funds after Columbia Threadneedle suspension – guess they couldn’t thread the needle, eventually the road gets washed out and those smoothed returns give way to sinkholes

Hedge funds remain bullish on dollar – are they bullish on the USD or bullish on the Fed not pulling its head out of its —

Michael Bennet’s Stock Portfolio Shows How Tricky It Is to Do the Right Thing – what you call a vulture fund, with clear disdain, I call a necessity – they provide liquidity, it’s part of ‘nature’

Father Time in Fountain of Time

JPMorgan CEO Says a Recession Could Hit Within 6 Months – was this written 12 months ago, there may still be jobs available but that’s a covid quirk, GDP says otherwise

Concerns Rise On Global Financial Stability as Banks Hike Rates – inflation is real, their inflation is a windmill, I don’t think Putin, Xi and shipping snafus change for the better from rising rates, tanking the global eco is what they’re doing

Hedge Funds No Longer Such a Good Bet – too funny – perspective, most stock indices globally are down in excess of 25%, no one promised you a rose garden, just not to pi– all over your lawn

Chronos and his child by Giovanni Francesco Romanelli, National Museum in Warsaw, is a 17th-century depiction of Titan Cronus as “Father Time” wielding the harvesting scythe

Today’s News Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER

Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC. In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. An investment bank boutique specializing in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.

Lastly, Kevin graduated from Fairfield University with a B.S. in Biological Sciences. And from Thunderbird School of Global Management with a Masters in International Management.

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Today’s Noise – Life is long, if you know how to use it.