Today’s Noise – If you want something good, get it yourself.

Today’s Noise – If you want something good, get it yourself.

Eisenhower (third from left) and Omar Bradley (rightmost) were members of the 1912 West Point football team.

Ray Dalio relinquishes control of world’s biggest hedge fund – oh good now he has more time to enlighten us
https://www.axios.com/2022/10/04/ray-dalio-control-bridgewater-worlds-biggest-hedge-fund

Eisenhower as a major general, 1942

BlueCrest doubles money in bond market rout – so good that regulators overregulated all these talented managers out of the biz, your money feels so much better for it
https://www.ft.com/content/7648fa7d-daa0-4053-87cd-79781569fef2

General Eisenhower, General Patton (standing to the left) and President Roosevelt in Sicily, 1943

Private capital party, interrupted – private capital NAVs are like the out-of-sight, out-of-mind parenting, deep down you know it isn’t good, but as long as you don’t see it you are somehow comfortable with it, just don’t get caught
https://www.ft.com/content/a104a668-061f-4040-923d-85ffa7262759

Eisenhower speaks with men of the 502nd Parachute Infantry Regiment (PIR), part of the 101st “Screaming Eagles” Airborne Division, on June 5, 1944, the day before the D-Day invasion. The officer Eisenhower is speaking to is First Lieutenant Wallace Strobel.

Bitcoin Holds Steady Above $20,000 as Enthusiasts Rally Around ‘Uptober’ Meme – that’s nice, reality is they have not decoupled from the broader markets in the least, so don’t feast on too much ‘sugar’ that stomachache might be brutal
https://decrypt.co/111279/bitcoin-holds-steady-above-20000-enthusiasts-rally-around-uptober-meme

Eisenhower as General of the Army, 1945

‘Defund the SEC’ Becomes a Rallying Cry on Trump’s Social Media Site – love him or hate him (I’m clearly not in the love camp), the SEC has clearly been a political pawn in this deal https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/05/business/trump-media-truth-social-digital-world.html

General Eisenhower (left) in Warsaw, Poland, 1945

Hedge funds suffer US$32 billion of outflows in Q2 -data – just like the global economy, Europe drags us down in performance, still to collecting taxes
https://www.todayonline.com/world/hedge-funds-suffer-us32-billion-outflows-q2-data-2011846

Eisenhower posing in front of Alma Mater at Columbia in 1953

Today’s Noise – If you want something good, get it yourself.

Today’s News Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER

Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC. In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. An investment bank boutique specializing in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.

Lastly, Kevin graduated from Fairfield University with a B.S. in Biological Sciences. And from Thunderbird School of Global Management with a Masters in International Management.

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