Today’s Noise – If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it – Marcus Aurelius

Man Group hit by client nerves over market turbulence – it’s every man for himself, do we really want the industry to run $4 trl anyway
https://www.ft.com/content/f05cf8cc-6384-4d1b-bd6a-5313f78602dc

Hedge funds finally making money on FX with the dollar soaring, Banking & Finance – their models only seem to work when the dollar rallies – let’s hope for their investors they harvest some of this before. the horrible job the Fed is doing gets them
https://www.businesstimes.com.sg/banking-finance/hedge-funds-finally-making-money-on-fx-with-dollar-soaring

Ex-NBA Star Metta World Peace Targets $1 Billion Artest Investment Fund – more power to him; great to see not wasting his fame or fortune, but rather capitalizing on both -maybe he can team up with Mark Z. get rid of one of the T’s for Team
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-29/ex-nba-star-artest-is-said-to-target-1-billion-investment-fund

Welsh man looking to use AI and robot dogs to recover hard drive containing £150m in bitcoin – use AI when you have no I – like tossing your hard drive – remember though with any model it’s garbage in, garbage out – good luck
https://www.wionews.com/world/welsh-man-looking-to-use-ai-and-robot-dogs-to-recover-hard-drive-containing-ps150m-in-bitcoin-503166

Venture capital’s silent crash_ when the tech boom met reality – it’s only silent if you are not invested in it, besides the Rubenesque woman has not yet sung
https://www.afr.com/technology/venture-capital-s-silent-crash-when-the-tech-boom-met-reality-20220802-p5b6j8

Startup Radkl Amid Bear Market_ Report – maybe he didn’t abandon it – he just put it up for adoption
https://www.thebharatexpressnews.com/hedge-fund-billionaire-steve-cohen-leaves-crypto-startup-radkl-amid-bear-market-report/#respond

Gensler Accused In Citadel MM Manipulation – how ironic an article about market manipulations using fact manipulation, don’t like what he is doing but this is ‘fake’ news, maybe those funds are short but not because Gensler said to https://www.cryptotimes.io/sec-chair-gary-gensler-accused-in-citadel-market-maker-manipulation/

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Today’s Noise – If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it – Marcus Aurelius
Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER

Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is now currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC.
In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. Moreover, an investment bank boutique that specializes in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.