Today’s Noise – hump day? is of the week is easy sledding or is it all downhill from here or when married couples….

Today’s Noise – hump day? is of the week is easy sledding or is it all downhill from here or when married couples….

Swedish royal wedding clothes from 1766 at Livrustkammaren in Stockholm

Canada bans foreign home buyers for two years to cool housing market – a regular little Marx himself, if is Trudeau that he should consider Intro To Econ 101 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2022/04/08/canada-bans-foreign-home-buyers-two-years-cool-housing-market/9516448002/

_Private equity jobs are a nightmare. Try hedge funds instead – getting so tired of hearing these people whine about how hard they have to work – suck it – you want something, earn it
https://www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/2022/04/leaving-banking-for-a-hedge-fund

In an 1828 “Wife Wanted” advertisement, an Englishman claiming a “great taste for building” pledges to apply a prospective wife’s dowry-like £1000+ to build property that will be “settled on her for life”.[56]

Equity neutral hedge funds up to the task – all well and good, but if you want real downside protection and equity upside – SPAC arb – and avoid the tourist SPAC funds
https://www.pionline.com/interactive/equity-neutral-hedge-funds-task

Hedge fund manager confidence levels resilient despite global economic headwinds, says AIMA – I hope so – this is where they are supposed to shine – if you fail here you should go back to the sell side or GS
https://www.hedgeweek.com/2022/04/13/313731/fund-managers-want-see-improvements-regulatory-compliance-and-custodial-services

Ancient Sumerian depiction of the marriage of Inanna and Dumuzid[13]

Fund managers want to see improvements in regulatory compliance and custodial services for tokenised assets – so I suppose you’re all for more regulations of funds too – be careful what you wish for  – I’d rather they just mind their biz https://www.hedgeweek.com/2022/04/13/313731/fund-managers-want-see-improvements-regulatory-compliance-and-custodial-services

An arranged marriage between Louis XIV of France and Maria Theresa of Spain.

SEC’s Division of Examinations Issues Latest Priorities. Don’t you just hate when priorities aren’t aligned in a relationship
https://www.natlawreview.com/article/sec-s-examination-priorities-2022

Liquid Alternatives Funds Belong on Most Investors’ Too-Hard Pile – who knows – reality is tell me what you want the numbers to say and I can make them say it  ithttps://www.morningstar.com/articles/1087561/liquid-alternatives-funds-belong-on-most-investors-too-hard-pile

Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER

Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC. In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. An investment bank boutique specializing in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.

Lastly, Kevin graduated from Fairfield University with a B.S. in Biological Sciences. And from Thunderbird School of Global Management with a Masters in International Management.

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