Today’s Noise For March 8th, 2022 : News Of The Day From Bill Ackman to Cathie Wood

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Today’s Noise For March 8th, 2022 : News Of The Day From Bill Ackman to Cathie Wood A look at the daily happenings in the investment world. From hedge funds to venture capital and private equity.

Why Cathie Wood’s ARK Funds Have Fallen from Grace – perhaps the Empress has no clothes
https://www.thestreet.com/technology/why-cathie-woods-ark-funds-have-fallen-from-grace

‘Brutal’ selling in speculative tech stocks knocks Tiger Cub hedge funds – they will rise again – but all that outperformance you knew it would return to the mean and turn them in to housecats
https://www.ft.com/content/4af5c796-b8a5-4046-baf4-c9c7411929c2

Macro hedge funds gain as geopolitical risk surges – next you know there will be articles on HFs. For being evil for ‘War Profiteering’ and blamed for the surge in commodities too
https://www.hedgeweek.com/2022/03/08/312663/macro-hedge-funds-gain-geopolitical-risk-surges

Hiring for crypto jobs will accelerate, insiders predict, while Wall Street tries to retain talent – have at it  – will help cull the overcrowded herds in HFs, probably mostly Millennials who all think they deserve to be CIO and get a medal
https://fortune.com/2022/03/07/jobs-in-crypto-hiring-wall-street-exodus/

Hedge Fund Balyasny Plans Hiring Spree for New Unit in Equities Expansion – awesome run – but always be careful what you name a fund – hitting a rock wall would be rough
https://www.bloombergquint.com/onweb/balyasny-plans-hiring-spree-for-new-unit-in-equities-expansion

Kentucky Teachers’ Pension Loses $3 Million After Selling Russian Investments – no one to blame and sue this time – probably should sue yourselves for selling a low – the ESG trade was probably when he invaded Georgia, just saying
https://www.ai-cio.com/news/kentucky-teachers-pension-loses-3-million-after-selling-russian-investments/

Russia-Ukraine_ Bill Ackman says World War III likely already started – everyone is entitled to their opinion and don’t disagree, not completely anyway, but geopolitical opinions are still like a–h—-
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/03/07/russia-ukraine-bill-ackman-says-world-war-iii-likely-already-started.html

Today’s Noise For March 8th, 2022 : News Of The Day From Bill Ackman to Cathie Wood Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER

Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC. In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. An investment bank boutique specializing in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.

Lastly, Kevin graduated from Fairfield University with a B.S. in Biological Sciences. And from Thunderbird School of Global Management with a Masters in International Management.

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