Today’s Noise – Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people. Did Socrates say Great minds discuss ideas?

Nicolas-André Monsiau – http://www.newacropol.ru/pub/Petrozavodsk/Lectoriy/Socrates.jpeg
The Richest Hedge Fund Managers 2023 – I am going to start the Bottom Poorest HF Managers – need at least 10 years managing at least $100 ml, feel free to apply

‘Black Swan’ Fund’s 3,612% Returns Draw Wall Street Scrutiny – After you are done filling out the sub docs for the fund send me an email and I will send you the documents to buy my invisible cloak I have for sale

FirstFT_ Trump prepares to face charges – nah, he’s been prepared his whole career, like saying a fish about to be put in a new bowl is preparing to be able to swim
https://www.ft.com/content/b757a212-6898-45c4-9cb4-d2d851b4a70e
The World’s Richest Sports Owners 2023 – a boy and his toys, don’t get me wrong I love sports, just rather play them than overpay to watch someone else sweat, notice some overlap from the HF list

Gender equality ETFs delivered best performance yet in 2022 – something for everyone, I applaud the women behind them, but isn’t the marketing department just awesome
https://www.ft.com/content/957c8255-f2a9-4a9c-8c40-7c0fe42af26e
Dogecoin Soars Over 25% After Elon Musk Replaces Twitter’s Logo With Shiba Inu Image – do you people not see you are a bunch of friggin lemmings, Doge buyers it’s a Dog leave off the E for Elon, love the guy but how much did he buy before that move
Dogecoin Soars Over 25% After Elon Musk Replaces Twitter’s Logo With Shiba Inu Image

Today’s News Compiled by KEVIN GAHWYLER
Today’s Noise – Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people. Did Socrates say Great minds discuss ideas?

Kevin Gahwyler has over 28 years of experience in the hedge fund industry in various investment and C-Suite roles. Mr. Gahwyler is currently a Managing Director and Head of Business Development at Meteora Capital, LLC. A SPAC specialist that invests in the entire SPAC ecosphere through both closed-end funds as well as a hedge fund. Prior to joining the firm, Mr. Gahwyler was the COO and Director of Business Development of Measure 8 Ventures Management, LLC. In addition, before Measure 8, he was the President/CFO of Navy Capital Management, LLC. And Chief Operating Officer/Director of Business Development of Twin Securities, Inc. Kevin was also the founder of KenCole Capital. An investment bank boutique specializing in hedge fund structures and marketing and served in senior marketing roles at both Pequot Capital and Sagamore Hill.
Lastly, Kevin graduated from Fairfield University with a B.S. in Biological Sciences. And from Thunderbird School of Global Management with a Masters in International Management.
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Today’s Noise – Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people. Did Socrates say Great minds discuss ideas?


